Katie's Quick Weight Loss Program

It seems my brain was overloaded and I posted this under Kira's blog!

1. Get pregnant. Unexpectedly.
2. Throw up everything you eat or drink.
3. Repeat this for several days in a row several times a month.
4. Change insurance plans to one that doesn't cover the only nausea medication that actually works.
5. It also helps to have a toddler in the house that doesn't sit still. Ever. And who likes to bounce on momma's tummy.

This program is guaranteed to achieve an unwanted weight loss of 1-2 pounds a week.